Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and if you are single, you may be on the prowl for a special someone to share the day with. If this sounds like you, we recommend NOT courting and/or dating anyone from Colorado for these 12 important reasons:
- Coloradans may be a little too laid back and easy going…
Flickr/lostintheredwoods
- …(and no, that isn’t just the legal weed talking).
Flickr/Mohamed Azazy When you live in such a beautiful state, it is easy to be more carefree… nauseating, isn’t it?
- We already know who our best friend is.
Flickr/Bob Bawell …and it isn’t you… sorry.
- Our idea of a good time isn’t “Netflix and Chill,” but rather being outside exploring 24/7…
Flickr/Jerry and Pat Donaho Okay, okay; maybe a little Netflix and Chill… just not on the first date! wink
- …as we are incapable of staying in one place for too long.
Flickr/reid.neureiter Hiking, biking, skiing, climbing… you name it, we love it and want to do it NOW!
- We can hold our liquor at any altitude…
Flickr/Craige Moore Sea level is for sissies.
- …and can drink you under the table.
Flickr/Vincent Horn Fun fact: Colorado is home to nearly 350 breweries, many of which produce a more delicious, higher alcohol content beer that we can drink ALL. day. long.
- Coloradans work hard…
Flickr/George Wesley & Bonita Da
- …and play harder.
Flickr/Daniel Hoherd If you have ever met a Coloradan, you know that we are not afraid to work hard and reward ourselves on the weekend by dining out, getting outside, and exploring new places around the state.
- We eat LITERALLY every part of the cow…
Flickr/Vincent Diamante …we neither waste our time nor waste perfectly good animal you-know-whats.
- …and smother ALL the foods in homemade green chile.
Flickr/Wally Gobetz (Including deep-fried cow you-know-whats, of course!)
- Finally, Coloradans have no shame.
Flickr/Keith Allison This photo – and this Broncos season in general – says it all.
Still don’t have a sweetheart? That’s okay, as Colorado Is Home To A Valentine’s Themed Haunted House… And You Are Going To Want To Visit.
Flickr/lostintheredwoods
Flickr/Mohamed Azazy
When you live in such a beautiful state, it is easy to be more carefree… nauseating, isn’t it?
Flickr/Bob Bawell
…and it isn’t you… sorry.
Flickr/Jerry and Pat Donaho
Okay, okay; maybe a little Netflix and Chill… just not on the first date! wink
Flickr/reid.neureiter
Hiking, biking, skiing, climbing… you name it, we love it and want to do it NOW!
Flickr/Craige Moore
Sea level is for sissies.
Flickr/Vincent Horn
Fun fact: Colorado is home to nearly 350 breweries, many of which produce a more delicious, higher alcohol content beer that we can drink ALL. day. long.
Flickr/George Wesley & Bonita Da
Flickr/Daniel Hoherd
If you have ever met a Coloradan, you know that we are not afraid to work hard and reward ourselves on the weekend by dining out, getting outside, and exploring new places around the state.
Flickr/Vincent Diamante
…we neither waste our time nor waste perfectly good animal you-know-whats.
Flickr/Wally Gobetz
(Including deep-fried cow you-know-whats, of course!)
Flickr/Keith Allison
This photo – and this Broncos season in general – says it all.
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