A few spots in Maryland have already gotten flurries and we can’t help but think about the upcoming winter season. There are some things you only learn after living in Maryland for a while, which we’re sharing below. Here are a few tidbits about making it through Maryland winters.
- Never go to the grocery store the day before a snowstorm.
Flickr / Paul Townsend If the weather man is telling you to stock up on essentials, go a few days before the storm to avoid the rush. The early bird catches the bread, milk, and eggs.
- It’s not nice to take someone else’s shoveled out parking spot.
Flickr / jfxgillis It’s just plain rude.
- Sometimes we’re expecting a blizzard and get a mere dusting…
Flickr / ehpien
- And other times, we’re expecting an inch and get a foot.
Flickr / Jeff Kubina Which do you prefer?
- Some Marylanders are never ready to let summer go…
Flickr / Lisa Moffatt They own a jacket. They just choose not to wear it.
- But you can never have too many layers.
Flickr / criana During winter, it takes me three hours to undress.
- Sometimes, even an ice scraper can’t get the job done.
Flickr / ARC575 And good luck getting your doors open, too.
- Don’t expect others to drive well in a snowstorm.
Flickr / karmablue I’m tensing up just thinking about it…
- So if you must be on the roads, please use caution and be aware of your surroundings.
Flickr / vishpool Slow and steady.
- Nearly every winter, at least one Marylander has a heart attack from shoveling…
Flickr / Elvert Barnes There’s no shame in taking a break if you need one.
- So take your time. Enjoy the snow day.
Flickr / Lee Carson Snow is nature’s freezer. Use accordingly.
What are some other things that are true about making it through a Maryland winter?
Flickr / Paul Townsend
If the weather man is telling you to stock up on essentials, go a few days before the storm to avoid the rush. The early bird catches the bread, milk, and eggs.
Flickr / jfxgillis
It’s just plain rude.
Flickr / ehpien
Flickr / Jeff Kubina
Which do you prefer?
Flickr / Lisa Moffatt
They own a jacket. They just choose not to wear it.
Flickr / criana
During winter, it takes me three hours to undress.
Flickr / ARC575
And good luck getting your doors open, too.
Flickr / karmablue
I’m tensing up just thinking about it…
Flickr / vishpool
Slow and steady.
Flickr / Elvert Barnes
There’s no shame in taking a break if you need one.
Flickr / Lee Carson
Snow is nature’s freezer. Use accordingly.
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