Some may ask “Why do you even live there?” …but only because they don’t know just how great it is. Maybe it’s better if we tell everyone how awful it is to make sure they never, ever move to Kansas City. We don’t need those negative attitudes here!
- Nothing good ever came out of Kansas City.
Rook/Flickr There’s no way anyone important was created here, obviously. Surely not a worldwide sensation.
- There’s nothing fun to do.
Kevin Harber/Flickr We don’t have any big attractions or festivals, you can be sure of that.
- Sports are lame. Who needs them?
Chris Murphy/Flickr No pride for the Chiefs, Royals, or Sporting KC. None at all.
- We’re surrounded by boring farmland.
Belvoir Winery and Inn/Facebook Vineyards? What are those? It’s all farmland out there. No scenery whatsoever.
- The only thing to eat here is barbecue.
dave/Flickr You’ve got that right. That’s all we eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. What’s a “ta-co?” Never heard of it.
- And it’s terrible barbecue, anyways.
jpellgen/Flickr We haven’t ever won any awards or hosted an annual nationwide competition for it, I promise.
- We have no eye for art of any kind.
whereisciao/Flickr That’s why we don’t have any art museums, sculptures, or fountains anywhere. We like it cold and boring!
- Plus, it’s just a flyover city.
Auntie G/Flickr There’s nothing to see here. Skylines and rivers are boring. Just move along.
- Don’t expect to hear any good music, either.
Moose Winans/Flickr We don’t have any history of music, especially jazz. This building is empty inside. We don’t even use it.
- You’ll only find processed and fast food here.
Russ Matthews/Flickr Everything’s shipped from overseas and we hate eating farm-to-table. Fresh food is overrated.
11 Everything in Kansas City is boring or just awful, honestly.
brent flanders/Flickr There’s nothing to do on weekends, or even weeknights. We don’t have any sort of tourism or leisure activities, so you’re probably better off ignoring Kansas City from now on.
Do you think this will keep them away? After all this “negativity” about our city, let’s check out some odd, yet awesome things to do around here. Maybe you’ll find a new favorite hangout?
Rook/Flickr
There’s no way anyone important was created here, obviously. Surely not a worldwide sensation.
Kevin Harber/Flickr
We don’t have any big attractions or festivals, you can be sure of that.
Chris Murphy/Flickr
No pride for the Chiefs, Royals, or Sporting KC. None at all.
Belvoir Winery and Inn/Facebook
Vineyards? What are those? It’s all farmland out there. No scenery whatsoever.
dave/Flickr
You’ve got that right. That’s all we eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. What’s a “ta-co?” Never heard of it.
jpellgen/Flickr
We haven’t ever won any awards or hosted an annual nationwide competition for it, I promise.
whereisciao/Flickr
That’s why we don’t have any art museums, sculptures, or fountains anywhere. We like it cold and boring!
Auntie G/Flickr
There’s nothing to see here. Skylines and rivers are boring. Just move along.
Moose Winans/Flickr
We don’t have any history of music, especially jazz. This building is empty inside. We don’t even use it.
Russ Matthews/Flickr
Everything’s shipped from overseas and we hate eating farm-to-table. Fresh food is overrated.
brent flanders/Flickr
There’s nothing to do on weekends, or even weeknights. We don’t have any sort of tourism or leisure activities, so you’re probably better off ignoring Kansas City from now on.
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