Life in St. Louis is fun, and locals that have grown up immersed in its wonders know that better than anyone else. We also know, however, that many St. Louisans share common traits. It’s just a side effect of growing up in The Gateway City! One thing we also share is that we’d never be caught doing these ten things:
- Eating un-toasted ravioli.
Eugene Kim/Flickr Not if we can help it, anyway.
- Driving around without a snow brush.
Shanti Braford/Flickr Mine sits in the back seat all year long. After all, you could easily experience every season in a single day here.
- Praising a place like Chicago.
Mariano Mantel/Flickr What have they ever done worth praising? You know, aside from giving the Cards a team to beat year after year.
- …or a place like Kansas City.
David Wilson/Flickr It’s kind of like St. Louis, only far less interesting.
- Giving directions without referencing a landmark or two.
Philip Leara/Flickr With so many iconic structures all across the city, it is hard not to use them as reference points when providing directions.
- Calling it Panera Bread.
Mr. Blue MauMau/Flickr That’s not the right name. It will always be Saint Louis Bread Company to us.
- Using our turn signals.
Samdogs/Flickr Of course you and I, dear reader, use our tun signals. It seems, however, as if all other local drivers think they’re optional.
- Greeting a person without asking which high school they attended.
Paul Sableman/Flickr We can’t help it, we just have to know!
- Expressing surprise when the weather does not turn out as predicted.
Annie Chartrand/Flickr It’s more disappointment than surprise. We’re used to unpredictable weather here, but it’s always a bummer when it storms on what you had expected would be a sunny day.
- Enjoying a single day without getting a catchy commercial jingle stuck in your head.
Eugene Kim/Flickr
Not if we can help it, anyway.
Shanti Braford/Flickr
Mine sits in the back seat all year long. After all, you could easily experience every season in a single day here.
Mariano Mantel/Flickr
What have they ever done worth praising? You know, aside from giving the Cards a team to beat year after year.
David Wilson/Flickr
It’s kind of like St. Louis, only far less interesting.
Philip Leara/Flickr
With so many iconic structures all across the city, it is hard not to use them as reference points when providing directions.
Mr. Blue MauMau/Flickr
That’s not the right name. It will always be Saint Louis Bread Company to us.
Samdogs/Flickr
Of course you and I, dear reader, use our tun signals. It seems, however, as if all other local drivers think they’re optional.
Paul Sableman/Flickr
We can’t help it, we just have to know!
Annie Chartrand/Flickr
It’s more disappointment than surprise. We’re used to unpredictable weather here, but it’s always a bummer when it storms on what you had expected would be a sunny day.
Longtime St. Louisans will chuckle, because these things have been normative to a St. Louisan way of life for decades. The only thing that has changed is the city’s splendor, which grows lovelier year after year.
If you call St. Louis home, you probably also do these super weird things.
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