Milwaukee is one of the most underrated cities in America, but it’s really not that great. With all of the art, food, and so much beer, we’re not sure why anyone would actually choose to move here. This is why Milwaukee is the worst, and you should avoid moving here at all costs.
- The weather changes every five minutes.
Jennell Jenney / Flickr It might be 75 and sunny right now, but you better bring a jacket because it could snow, rain, sleet, and hail in the next 20 minutes.
- It’s cold about 10 months of the year.
Michael Newman / Flickr Milwaukee is in Wisconsin, and we’re known to be buried in snow for months on end.
- Construction season is every season.
Jeramey Jannene / Flickr Don’t expect to get anywhere on time. You’re bound to hit traffic wherever you go in Milwaukee.
- You’re sure to get stuck in traffic every game day.
chadmagiera / Flickr Packer game? Brewers game? Bucks game? Don’t make any plans, because the highways will be bumper-to-bumper.
- Getting up for work might be hard after Thirsty Thursday.
Hazma Butt / Flickr …or Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday… here in Milwaukee, there’s always drinking involved any night of the week, so rolling out of bed can be rough! Worth it.
- Unfortunately, you will get addicted to cheese…
henry… / Flickr We have an abundance of cheese. The addiction is real. And delicious.
- And don’t even get us started on brats…
David Wright / Flickr We have brats that just don’t compare to anywhere. It’s the worst.
- And the frozen custard?
Ben Husmann / Flickr It’s just too delicious.
- Looking at that lake all day sure is rough.
Ken Mattison / Flickr With a Great Lake in our backyard, it’s just so hard to look at… we can’t look away!
- In the summer, you have to pick what event to go to every single day.
d76 / Flickr There’s just always a festival or popular event going on, and who likes making decisions?
Okay, maybe this was mostly sarcasm. Milwaukeeans know Milwaukee is actually the best city to live in, and if others aren’t in on the joke, there’s more beer for us!
Jennell Jenney / Flickr
It might be 75 and sunny right now, but you better bring a jacket because it could snow, rain, sleet, and hail in the next 20 minutes.
Michael Newman / Flickr
Milwaukee is in Wisconsin, and we’re known to be buried in snow for months on end.
Jeramey Jannene / Flickr
Don’t expect to get anywhere on time. You’re bound to hit traffic wherever you go in Milwaukee.
chadmagiera / Flickr
Packer game? Brewers game? Bucks game? Don’t make any plans, because the highways will be bumper-to-bumper.
Hazma Butt / Flickr
…or Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday… here in Milwaukee, there’s always drinking involved any night of the week, so rolling out of bed can be rough! Worth it.
henry… / Flickr
We have an abundance of cheese. The addiction is real. And delicious.
David Wright / Flickr
We have brats that just don’t compare to anywhere. It’s the worst.
Ben Husmann / Flickr
It’s just too delicious.
Ken Mattison / Flickr
With a Great Lake in our backyard, it’s just so hard to look at… we can’t look away!
d76 / Flickr
There’s just always a festival or popular event going on, and who likes making decisions?
What do you think? Why should everyone definitely avoid MKE?
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